Pebbles and I are walking down the beach when we see this huge brown/white seagull. He's not just a regular seagull, mind you. He's the granddaddy of all seagulls, the equivalent of a 50lb cow bass.
His body was so large if he was a little more brown you could almost mistake him for a well-fed Canada goose!
Think of an overstuffed deluxe grande chicken ready to be shipped to market, and you have an idea of the size of this seagull.