Throw em all out there. If they actually worked, let's hear it.

-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.


-Save a horse - ride a cowboy.



-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

-I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

-My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?