Seems Dark hasn't been around that often lately.
So I thought of a few of the obvious things that could be keeping him preoccupied and was wondering what was the most probable.
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Out in his kayak in the shipping lanes of the Ambrose Channel dodging cargo ships
Fell a sleep in a porta john and was relocated with it
Was fishing on a rock pile and became part of beach replenishment
Providing Speedy with target practice
Finchaser and the old farts club have had enough of him stalking them… Rut-Row
Was taken into custody by the DEP for wearing those unbelievable stinky waders a few years ago.
Has an unbelievable stomach ache from eating those sea robin eggs
In search of another headless torso, he has a secret desire to be King of Dead Things Pics for 2013
I missed the obvious one (Write in)
Seems Dark hasn't been around that often lately.
So I thought of a few of the obvious things that could be keeping him preoccupied and was wondering what was the most probable.
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White Water Monty 2.00 (WWM)
Future Long Islander (ASAP)