IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust herhusband...

For example...

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to
her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead
of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to
thekitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello? "