So who's got some stories? When I was 16, I was hitchhiking and got picked up by this chick, skinny blonde, she was 27. She was hot, skinny blonde, we spent the whole night smoking spliffs, and her telling me how miserable she was with her boyfriend.

I was a total dork, too young to know any better, too unsophisticated to make any moves. When I told her she was hot, she said I was too young. The drool dribbling down the side of my face probably had something to do with it as well.

Nothing ever came of it, I always wondered what might have been if I was a little older. Who fantasized about an older woman when they were younger, and who closed the deal?