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  1. 12-22-2008, 09:09 AM #1
    GeoffT
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    Talking My newbie joke - short but to the point

    An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary by having breakfast in the nude.

    The wife said, "I know we still have it. I'm starting to feel warm all over just looking at your naked body".

    The husband looked down and said, "Well, I think that's because you have one boob in your coffee and the other in your hot oatmeal".
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  2. 12-22-2008, 10:48 AM #2
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    Good one, welcome to the site, Geoff!
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  3. 12-22-2008, 12:58 PM #3
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    Hey Geoff, welcome to the forums.
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  4. 12-22-2008, 01:54 PM #4
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    welcome aboard!
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  5. 12-22-2008, 04:47 PM #5
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    hi geofft
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  6. 12-22-2008, 06:04 PM #6
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    What's up Geoff! Welcome aboard. Good joke, but I wouldn't wanna see pics of that.
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  7. 12-22-2008, 06:59 PM #7
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    Welcome Man - great newbie joke.
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  8. 12-22-2008, 09:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkSkies View Post
    What's up Geoff! Welcome aboard. Good joke, but I wouldn't wanna see pics of that.
    Hey Rich...I do have a picture but I don't think it's appropriate for this family site.

    Thanks everyone for the welcome. Just what I need, another striped bass website to take up my valuable time.
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  9. 12-22-2008, 11:05 PM #9
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    Hello Geoff, welcome aboard. Funny joke. (unless you're over 50)
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  10. 12-23-2008, 09:23 AM #10
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    Good joke. Welcome, Geoff.
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