A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
> convertible out of
> the
> dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to
> 80 mph, enjoying
> the
> wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
>
> 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing
> the pedal even more.
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state
> trooper behind him, blue
> lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to
> 100 mph, then 110,
> then
> 120.
>
> Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for
> this,' and pulled
> over to await the trooper's arrival.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the
> Corvette,
> looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in
> 30 minutes. Toda y> is
> Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that
> I've never heard
> before, I'll let you go.'
>
> The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my
> wife ran off with a
> Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her
> back.'
>
> 'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper
>
>