Finaddict, I think I have the answer. This is the premise to my new book for men who can't get laid after marriage. I'll be putting it out for $19.95, maybe it will be as popular as "How to get rich with no money down!"
Here's the opening chapter...
There is one known food that will kill a woman's sex drive as soon as she eats it, what is it?
Answer: Wedding cake! :