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    Default Tips for Husbands

    Learn your lesson now.

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?


    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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    sad but true

    Quote Originally Posted by clamchucker View Post
    Learn your lesson now.

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    (alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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    (alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

    This is the deal breaker for any marriage. Learn not to answer it with a direct answer, and you will be ever the wiser and happier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracklepopper View Post
    (alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

    This is the deal breaker for any marriage. Learn not to answer it with a direct answer, and you will be ever the wiser and happier.

    This should be the #1 thing they tell you before you get to the altar.

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