This happened recently in a tackle shop, the details were sent to me. I edited some out so the party in question wouldn't recognize themselves.


"A well-known fishing author walks into a tackle shop.
He says to the guy behind the counter 'Hey ***** how are ya? So can you tell me where they're catchin em, and what they're catching them on?'

There are more details that had to be edited out, something about this author bragging of an intel chain more extensive than the CIA."

Moral of the story:
Don't believe everything you read in a book, the guy just might have lifted it from last decade's popular authors.