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    Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny. ~Carl Schurz, address, Faneuil Hall, Boston, 1859

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    Tis far better to have loved and and lost, thank to never have loved at all.

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    Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

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    He who pee's into the wind gets wet

    Pay attention to what history has taught us or be prepared to relive it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    He who pee's into the wind gets wet


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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    He who pee's into the wind gets wet
    I think we need to see pics for this one.



    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles View Post
    Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
    You have such a gift for picking the most most timely things to say, Pebbles.

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    "The solution to any problem, whether it be love, work, money, whatever, is to go fishing. The bigger the problem, the longer the trip should be"

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    Something I look at whenever I need inspiration:


    "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.

    Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.

    Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.

    Education will not; the world is filled with educated derelicts.

    Persistence and determination are alone omnipotent.

    'Press on!' has been and always will be the answer to every human problem."



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    Sent in by surfstix, thanks!

    Facts about the 1500s:





    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:






    They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "**** Poor"
    But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot............they "didn't have a pot to **** in" and were the lowest of the low.





    Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . .. . brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

    Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"


    Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

    There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

    The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

    (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

    In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.


    Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

    Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

    Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust...


    Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.


    England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.....


    And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !


    So . . . get out there and educate someone! Share these facts with a friend like I just did! ! !

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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." ~ Author Unknown

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    Here you go

    Pay attention to what history has taught us or be prepared to relive it again

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    Awesome Fin. Whwn I saw you responded to this thread I knew it was going to be funny.

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    "You do drugs danny?"
    "Every day."

    "Then what's the problem?"
    "I don't know.... (sigh) I'm guna work in a lumber yard the rest of my life"

    "Whats wrong with lumber yards, I own 3 of them?"
    "I notice you dont spend too much time there"

    "Not sure where they are"
    "Ahhh"

    -Epic dialogue between Ty Webb and Danny-

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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    Here you go

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    "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray" - Robert Burns

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    Here I sit broken hearted tried to s--t but only farted

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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    Here I sit broken hearted tried to s--t but only farted
    Quote of the week! Have you tried ex-lax?

    "A fool and his money are soon parted"

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    Wink fin

    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    He who pee's into the wind gets wet
    WTG FIN

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    you can shake you can dance, but the last two drops always end up in your pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    He who pee's into the wind gets wet
    Quote Originally Posted by johnnysaxatilis View Post
    you can shake you can dance, but the last two drops always end up in your pants
    funny stuff, do you two know each other?
    Here's one - better to get pissed off, than get pissed on.

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