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A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky......
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
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> All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to
> see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
>
> The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
>
> The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
>
> The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
>
> The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
>
> The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
> taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
> "No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I
> mount animals."
>
> The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Originally Posted by storminsteve
