Sent in by the original OGB!
Are you tired of those
sissy'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.
1.When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2.When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you..
3.When you smile,
I will know youare
plotting something
that I must be involved in.
4.When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.
5.When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6.When you are confused,
I will use little words..
7.When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have...
8.When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!
9.This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
**********************
Try sending thisto
10
of your closest friends ....
including the person
who sent this to you..
Then, get depressed
'cause you can only think of
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