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    Default Southern Security System

    HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 - 16 men's work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Bubba,

    Me and Marcel, Virgil, T-Bone, and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back soon.

    Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

    I don't think killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. Be right back.

    Cooter



    Cranky Old Bassturd.

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    Default Re: Southern Security System

    Ha ha good one!

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