Quote Originally Posted by bababooey View Post
Turns out I had been extremely drunk and had picked up the 65 year old waitress at a local diner who came home with me after her shift. She looked only slightly better than the drawing above. Like a cross between that and the crypt keeper. God I was so glad to get her to leave and thankfully my dorm mates were gone for the weekend and didn't catch me with her.
Bababooey I applaud your honesty! Don't know if I would have the balls to mention that if it happened to me. Have had some beastly experiences with big women in college but none so scary as what you did. roflamo at that one! Crypt keeper lol