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    Default My living Will

    A MY LIVING WILL FORM

    I, __Surfstix__________, being of sound mind and body, do no t wish to be kept
    alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my
    fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't
    pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or
    lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

    If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

    __x____Vodka Rocks ______ Margarita ____ Scotch ______ Old Fashion_______
    Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Tee Time ____x__ Steak
    ___x___Lobster or crab legs ____x__the remote control ____x__a bowl of ice
    cream ______the sports page____x__Sex ______or Chocolate, it should be
    presumed that I won't ever get any better.

    When such a
    determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
    attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a
    day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band
    to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
    raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

    Signature:_Surfstix_________________________ Date: _unknown____
    Cranky Old Bassturd.

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    Hah awesome surfstix!
    Ever hear of the dropkick murphys they have some cool funeral songs.


    like this one too

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfstix1963 View Post
    At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band
    to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
    raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

    Signature:_Surfstix_________________________ Date: _unknown____
    Cool thoughts. Here is as guy who went as he wanted to

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