China Stuff, freedoms...

[cowherder]

haha hilarious! finchaser could be the guy with the starting gun (sorry but he seems like the type to be a grouchy gun owner) monty and steve would be racing for the gold, and dark would fall behind because he fell asleep!

[jigfreak]

haha hilarious! monty and steve would be racing for the gold,

ummm, don't you mean to say racing for the brown.

[Monty]

Well yesterday I went to the right side of the "bathrooms" separated a little by a divider, I open a stall and its the same type of toilet (hole/pipe in the ground, but a little cleaner (no where near clean)), so I do #1 and that's that. The one person at the factory who speaks English comes up to me today and tells me I went in the women's bathroom yesterday...

And I am not racing storminsteve for the gold or brown......

[hookset]

Monty you pervert you invaded the womens bathroom. shame on you for seeking a cleaner place to dump your load. this thread is hella funny. Can't wait to read what will happen next. How is the toilet paper over there? I bet its like everything else that comes from china cheap and underproduced. It prob falls apart in your hands. Hope you have a lot of water and soap in the hotel. Good luck am enjoying the adventure.

[Monty]

Monty you pervert you invaded the womens bathroom. shame on you for seeking a cleaner place to dump your load. this thread is hella funny. Can't wait to read what will happen next. How is the toilet paper over there? I bet its like everything else that comes from china cheap and underproduced. It prob falls apart in your hands. Hope you have a lot of water and soap in the hotel. Good luck am enjoying the adventure.

Trip is over, will be on a plane back in an hour or so, short trip but still miss home.......
TP in hotel (a very good one) was fine.....TP in China for some reason is not located at toilets at the factories.
Had a trip to Mexico a while back, some of their "facilities" were disgusting. The TP situation there too was not US normal.

[DarkSkies]

Gee, ya started this thread talking about restricted freedoms in China and it turned into a poop fest.
Ya even managed to somehow insert me in it, due to the one time I was tired on a trip to the north shore of LI and slept in a porta-potty...
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...he-road-fishin

No problem....just know that it was clean, so clean I had to remark on it.....
I have slept on the floor of a bathroom....but that was long ago in the drinking days....
Thank God those days are over.....carry on with the hijack, I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

[bababooey]

Bababooey would likely be in trouble out here.

Would never look at porn in a marxist country controlled by the military.
You guys have your conceptions of porn all mixed up. The Jap porn is the one with the poop and peeing. Surfstix is right there is a big market for voyeur porn. Watching chicks go to the bathroom, enemas etc. That is almost exclusive of the Jap market though. Funny people they are they are all concerned with protocol and business respect and then in their porn they do the craziest stuff. Some say they are misogynistic. I agree. Have never seen any porn of exclusively chinese people though. I don't think its their thing no matter how poor they are. You would find a lot of chinese girls in the massage houses in chinatown nyc. These are fob chicks and certainly not attractive. It is almost as that is how they payb off the transit charges to get into the US with slave labor like that. Although I like asian women I don't participate with fob girls because it is too creepy for me. Porn lesson over back to regular toilet discussion.

[cowherder]

Trip is over, will be on a plane back in an hour or so, short trip but still miss home.......
TP in hotel (a very good one) was fine.....TP in China for some reason is not located at toilets at the factories.

I read on here once that in India they don't use toilet paper they use their hands. Maybe the Chinese people use their hands as well and were too embarassed to tell you!

[storminsteve]

I'm in China for a few days.
Went to watch JB's jointed minnow video.
Found out youtube is banned (locked out) here.

you tube has been blocked in china since 2009. What a repressive society.

[storminsteve]

I read on here once that in India they don't use toilet paper they use their hands. Maybe the Chinese people use their hands as well and were too embarassed to tell you!

That would make hand shaking a no no. Wasn't sure about india so I checked. Disgusting!

[storminsteve]

there may not be toilet porn in china but they have some strangeness in india. Just for bababooey and surfstix hot spanish chick using the toilet





this is for monty a hot chick cleans a toilet

[bababooey]

I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

Dark you shouldn't have made the request I can bomb this site with unlimited toilet porn.
Monty one quick question, with which hand do they shake with in Chiina?
Steve those videos you posted were so tame. Mine is much better. You're welcome.

[Monty]

Gee, ya started this thread talking about restricted freedoms in China and it turned into a poop fest.
I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

Well chubster this thread went to $hit...literally.
Nice bit of"embellishment", if you could even call it that.
LMAO

Crazy videos.

[fishinmission78]

Some of you guys are a little out there. Its like you are looking for an excuse to hijack threads. Whatever. I didn't know they wipe with their hands in those countrys. That is nasty as hell.

[Monty]

Some of you guys are a little out there. Its like you are looking for an excuse to hijack threads. Whatever. I didn't know they wipe with their hands in those countrys. That is nasty as hell.

Well one thing this thread established is that in this country we know how to take a civil, clean, health conscious $hit, and that is thoughout the USA population. Kudos to the USA. We need not worry about our aim, shaking hands or high fiving someone who took a $hit, we have an abundence of good qualty soft toilet paper in places where its needed, not to worry about blowing a knee out crouching to take a $hit. We do it right over here. This is one thing our government has not screwed up yet, taking a proper $hit.

[DarkSkies]

Well chubster this thread went to $hit...literally.
Nice bit of"embellishment", if you could even call it that.
LMAO
Crazy videos.

Maybe I embellished a bit....just like you mooks embellish about me and the porta john stories.....all's fair....
I see you now have a new nickname for me...knock yourself out......I'm down 5lbs.

Well one thing this thread established is that in this country we know how to take a civil, clean, health conscious $hit, and that is thoughout the USA population. Kudos to the USA. We need not worry about our aim, shaking hands or high fiving someone who took a $hit, we have an abundence of good qualty soft toilet paper in places where its needed, not to worry about blowing a knee out crouching to take a $hit. We do it right over here. This is one thing our government has not screwed up yet, taking a proper $hit.

There are some clear truths one can learn from browsing this site.......and what you said above... is crystal clear.....
Your wife emailed me some pics of the flight path....how many planes was that total, how many fuel stops? Glad to have ya back....

[storminsteve]

A couple other differences in China.

The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.

bababooey loved that harold and kumar movie. You know a little too much about different types of porn. That's a little scary. monty I am still dying to know that if you didnt find TP, did you do what the Indians do. Please, let us know.

[Monty]

bababooey loved that harold and kumar movie. You know a little too much about different types of porn. That's a little scary. monty I am still dying to know that if you didnt find TP, did you do what the Indians do. Please, let us know.

Would not do what indians do. Would improvise. ....lets leave it at that.

[bababooey]

Would not do what indians do. Would improvise. ....lets leave it at that.

Oh this is rich! Like mining gold so many possibilities. No toilet paper in the room at all. Was it a sock, your handkerchief, or your boxers/briefs that got conscripted to do the dirty deed.Fess up!

[Monty]

oh this is rich! Like mining gold so many possibilities. No toilet paper in the room at all. Was it a sock, your handkerchief, or your boxers/briefs that got conscripted to do the dirty deed.fess up!

:roflmao