Hey ya grouchy basstid how ya been?

Sorry no more fat women for me...I'm down 15 lbs now and keeping it off.....another 10# to go and they'll be swooning as I walk by...
BTW one of your associates allegedly caught some unusual fish today...tried to call ya about it...you don't answer your phone......your buddy....the guy who drove 7 miles on the beach one year with a 34" bass strapped to his cooler so all the surf guys could see it......he allegedly caught a prize today......I give it about 48 hours before Al is writing about it....just thought ya might want to know....call me - ya grouchy basstid...