I was on my way to shop at Wal Mart.

Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. Wasn't even on
the horizon. I was in a great mood. And then -

... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny)? Well - -

... He was a dwarf! About 3 feet nothing tall, storms over to my car


Looks up at me and says, 'I am NOT happy.'

I look down at him and say, 'Okay, which one are you then?'

And that's when the frippin' fight started. .. .