Stripers and Anglers Winter Ball Busting Contest -

[DarkSkies]

Good effort so far, ya mooks.
Some of those had me falling off my chair, funny as hell.
Some of ya's are seriously disturbed... ..

Remember there are other great subjects here besides me....
Monty and his Googan ways..
Surfstix and his Constant Crankiness....
Bababooey and his secret life....
Stormin Steve and his need to be on top of dead things.....
The incredibly grouchy basstid Finchaser (I think some are afraid to make fun of him, lest the Lincoln Navigator shows up at your house to take you for a long ride)
It just took me a few seconds to think of those....the list is endless.....

keep up the good work.

[hookset]

Stormin Steve and his need to be on top of dead things.....

ode to necrophilia?
I kid I kid! Steve if you are reading this no worries you are a funny guy. I don't really believe dark. you don't like to mount dead things do you?

[cowherder]

I'll try something about finchaser but please don't send the enforcers to pick me up for a ride to the meadowlands swamps lol-
Finchaser they say he is a grouch.
When it comes to fishing he is no slouch.

He seems like he knows some old time tricks.
Whether fishing the ocean or the back bay cricks.

thats the best I could do.

[jigfreak]

^^^^^ Aw jeez sounds like a love fest in here. Maybe you're angling to be on his cell phone chain. I thought the thread was supposed to be about ball busting and you dudes are writing love poems about each other. Make em salty and nasty like the barnacle bill ones.Thats real ball busting.

[storminsteve]

Remember there are other great subjects here besides me....
Monty and his Googan ways..
Surfstix and his Constant Crankiness....
Bababooey and his secret life....
Stormin Steve and his need to be on top of dead things.....

Hey what can I say!
I'm great at finding them. I have a special knack. Don't be haters guys it's what I do when I'm not catching fish.
This year I will smoke all contenders. Leave you all in the dust! I will be out the last week of february walking the beaches. If monty can go to long island I'm going to expand my range too. Will be scouting from the Arthur Kill and the Hudson to Seaside. There has to be something in that long stretch. dark you better get that trophy ready because I will be claiming it. monty you can be the king of white water or googan mistakes. I am the KING of dead things!

[storminsteve]

ode to necrophilia?
I kid I kid! Steve if you are reading this no worries you are a funny guy. I don't really believe dark. you don't like to mount dead things do you?

As I said what can I say? It's something I'm good at. When I found all those dead bluefish and stripers on that beach last year it was a real rank smell. It smelled like glory in the morning to me. It was the most dead things I have ever found in my life in one place. I know there might be something like that just around the corner. That's what keeps me going.
I did a search here and I found them on 6/20.
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...+found+fishing

This year I am starting in the last week of february. I will be unstoppable!

[dogfish]

As I said what can I say? It's something I'm good at. When I found all those dead bluefish and stripers on that beach last year it was a real rank smell. It smelled like glory in the morning to me.

Do you like napalm in the morning too?

Just busting you. I like that dead things thread good job fellas. We don't have nearly as many dead things in MA. We did have a great white that washed ashore once and occasional dead seals but apparently not as much as you all in Joisey. Maybe partly due to the toxic water you have down there? Whatever. Rock on with yo bad self. I enjoy it all. Won't be fishing till May so keep em coming.

[Monty]

As I said what can I say? It's something I'm good at. When I found all those dead bluefish and stripers on that beach last year it was a real rank smell. It smelled like glory in the morning to me. It was the most dead things I have ever found in my life in one place. I know there might be something like that just around the corner. That's what keeps me going.
I did a search here and I found them on 6/20.
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...+found+fishing

This year I am starting in the last week of february. I will be unstoppable!

I am at Newark airport. Heading to Halifax for work. May hit the beach up there and see if I can find a Canadian dead thing. Extra credit for Canadian dead things according to the Dead Things Rules. Unstoppable. ........we shall see. If my memory serves me correct, all the dead bass and blues I found at Montauk that one morning trumped your incredible dead blue find.

[storminsteve]

^^^^^ Oh man now I know you are delusional!
I found like 23 or 26 dead fish that morning check the link. No WAY you did better than that in one outing! Halifax isn't that Nova Scotia? The water has to be like 33 degrees up there. Good luck finding dead stuff. Try not to rummage in a garbage can outside a fish factory for something dead that you will magically "find" on the beach lol! Good luck anyway and look forward to our competition in the spring.

[Monty]

^^^^^ Oh man now I know you are delusional!
I found like 23 or 26 dead fish that morning check the link. No WAY you did better than that in one outing! Good luck anyway and look forward to our competition in the spring.

Looks like we both found a lot of dead on those days. Good luck to you in 2015 also, and you did well in 2014, especially since you stayed away from stopping on highways and roads and taking pics of smashed/dead animals (and not hitting up the pet cemeteries)

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...4161#post84161

[storminsteve]

Extra credit for Canadian dead things according to the Dead Things Rules.

One thing I noticed about all these rules, dude. You seem to make them up as you go along, lol! That's ok if you need to make up a few hinky rules to beat me the guys here will know who is really the best.

[hookset]

There are rules now for the dead things thread? do tell. I think they have to be listed somewhere in order to be valid. jmho

[Monty]

There are rules now for the dead things thread? do tell. I think they have to be listed somewhere in order to be valid. jmho

I pretty much make them up as we go along. The reigning a Dead Things King gets to make them up. Thats according to the rules.