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    Why Grandfathers are different.

    Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

    One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

    When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

    Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single assh_le, queer, piece of sh_t, horse's a_s,tree hugger, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, camel humper or son of a bit_h anywhere we went!"

    We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

    Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?













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    Quote Originally Posted by finchaser View Post
    Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single assh_le, queer, piece of sh_t, horse's a_s,tree hugger, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, camel humper or son of a bit_h anywhere we went!"

    We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

    Good one. Based on your posts here and the way ds describes you, I almost thought this sounded like a day out with finchaser. Are you a grandpa, and if so does this describe you?

    apologies if I overstepped the bounds here but it seems like it would fit your description

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    yes and could be but they live in Arizona and last but not least nope to the over stepping

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    ^^^^^ Sorry to hear they live so far away or else you could teach them about fishing.

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    Sent in by OGB. Yes he is Italian so I hope he can make these jokes without folks being offended.
    Thanks.


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    ^^^^^^^ LOL, very funny! Thanks for posting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkSkies View Post
    Yes he is Italian so I hope he can make these jokes without folks being offended.
    Good one! I'm not Italian but slept in a holiday inn last night do I qualify anyway?
    Great example of Italian hand gestures. Anyone remember father Guido Sarducci?

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