China Stuff, freedoms...

[storminsteve]

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Picture this - 6 guys lined up like the start of a race. There are 12 holes in the ground. There is a ref with a starting gun on the side. He fires the gun. They all run to the least slippery hole,. drop their drawers and dump the turds. Then as surfstix said they televise it on some underground porn channel. Haha that is some sick system!

[Monty]

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Picture this - 6 guys lined up like the start of a race. There are 12 holes in the ground. There is a ref with a starting gun on the side. He fires the gun. They all run to the least slippery hole,. drop their drawers and dump the turds. Then as surfstix said they televise it on some underground porn channel. Haha that is some sick system!

, It could go like this..
Starting gun fires, announcer says "and there off, Billy-Bob takes the lead, Darkskies seems to be settling in to take a nap......... "

Dark, ya fall a sleep one time in a porta-john, ya get mentioned in every poop related thread.

[cowherder]

haha hilarious! finchaser could be the guy with the starting gun (sorry but he seems like the type to be a grouchy gun owner) monty and steve would be racing for the gold, and dark would fall behind because he fell asleep!

[jigfreak]

haha hilarious! monty and steve would be racing for the gold,

ummm, don't you mean to say racing for the brown.

[Monty]

Well yesterday I went to the right side of the "bathrooms" separated a little by a divider, I open a stall and its the same type of toilet (hole/pipe in the ground, but a little cleaner (no where near clean)), so I do #1 and that's that. The one person at the factory who speaks English comes up to me today and tells me I went in the women's bathroom yesterday...

And I am not racing storminsteve for the gold or brown......

[hookset]

Monty you pervert you invaded the womens bathroom. shame on you for seeking a cleaner place to dump your load. this thread is hella funny. Can't wait to read what will happen next. How is the toilet paper over there? I bet its like everything else that comes from china cheap and underproduced. It prob falls apart in your hands. Hope you have a lot of water and soap in the hotel. Good luck am enjoying the adventure.

[Monty]

Monty you pervert you invaded the womens bathroom. shame on you for seeking a cleaner place to dump your load. this thread is hella funny. Can't wait to read what will happen next. How is the toilet paper over there? I bet its like everything else that comes from china cheap and underproduced. It prob falls apart in your hands. Hope you have a lot of water and soap in the hotel. Good luck am enjoying the adventure.

Trip is over, will be on a plane back in an hour or so, short trip but still miss home.......
TP in hotel (a very good one) was fine.....TP in China for some reason is not located at toilets at the factories.
Had a trip to Mexico a while back, some of their "facilities" were disgusting. The TP situation there too was not US normal.

[DarkSkies]

Gee, ya started this thread talking about restricted freedoms in China and it turned into a poop fest.
Ya even managed to somehow insert me in it, due to the one time I was tired on a trip to the north shore of LI and slept in a porta-potty...
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...he-road-fishin

No problem....just know that it was clean, so clean I had to remark on it.....
I have slept on the floor of a bathroom....but that was long ago in the drinking days....
Thank God those days are over.....carry on with the hijack, I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

[bababooey]

I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

Dark you shouldn't have made the request I can bomb this site with unlimited toilet porn.
Monty one quick question, with which hand do they shake with in Chiina?
Steve those videos you posted were so tame. Mine is much better. You're welcome.

[Monty]

Gee, ya started this thread talking about restricted freedoms in China and it turned into a poop fest.
I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....

Well chubster this thread went to $hit...literally.
Nice bit of"embellishment", if you could even call it that.
LMAO

Crazy videos.

[fishinmission78]

Some of you guys are a little out there. Its like you are looking for an excuse to hijack threads. Whatever. I didn't know they wipe with their hands in those countrys. That is nasty as hell.

[Monty]

Some of you guys are a little out there. Its like you are looking for an excuse to hijack threads. Whatever. I didn't know they wipe with their hands in those countrys. That is nasty as hell.

Well one thing this thread established is that in this country we know how to take a civil, clean, health conscious $hit, and that is thoughout the USA population. Kudos to the USA. We need not worry about our aim, shaking hands or high fiving someone who took a $hit, we have an abundence of good qualty soft toilet paper in places where its needed, not to worry about blowing a knee out crouching to take a $hit. We do it right over here. This is one thing our government has not screwed up yet, taking a proper $hit.

[DarkSkies]

Well chubster this thread went to $hit...literally.
Nice bit of"embellishment", if you could even call it that.
LMAO
Crazy videos.

Maybe I embellished a bit....just like you mooks embellish about me and the porta john stories.....all's fair....
I see you now have a new nickname for me...knock yourself out......I'm down 5lbs.

Well one thing this thread established is that in this country we know how to take a civil, clean, health conscious $hit, and that is thoughout the USA population. Kudos to the USA. We need not worry about our aim, shaking hands or high fiving someone who took a $hit, we have an abundence of good qualty soft toilet paper in places where its needed, not to worry about blowing a knee out crouching to take a $hit. We do it right over here. This is one thing our government has not screwed up yet, taking a proper $hit.

There are some clear truths one can learn from browsing this site.......and what you said above... is crystal clear.....
Your wife emailed me some pics of the flight path....how many planes was that total, how many fuel stops? Glad to have ya back....