Dear Santa please help

[storminsteve]

Dear Santa, a lot of guys where I fish are talking about the fat lady. They say she sings or something like that. I wonder if you have any pull about bringing people gifts like this?

First of all, I don't like fat chicks. They roll down the street when they walk, and they smell.
They are also very big, and I'm afraid they might beat me up.
Most of all, if you bring any fat ladies to where I am fishing, the singing will scare the fish and they will go away.
So please don't bring me or any of the guys I fish with any fat ladys for Christmas.
Please bring us some hot bikini chicks to we can walk on the beach and pretend it's summer, back when the stripers were jumping out of the water after the bunker and mullet.
I want to catch one more striper before the end of the year, and I don't want any fat lady running in the water and scaring the little bass.

Signed,
Your pal,
Steve

PS. please bring my wife some chocolate with Valium for when she has PMS, 1 or 2 boxes should do the trick.
Your pal, Steve

[dogfish]

Very clever tho I don't think it will help. The fat lady visited us about a month ago and she won't be leaving until May. Good luck.

[cowherder]

lol rofl!

[bababooey]

Umm, Steve, I think she might have sung already, but that's a bit

[albiealert]

Please bring us some hot bikini chicks to we can walk on the beach and pretend it's summer, back when the stripers were jumping out of the water after the bunker and mullet.

I ask Santa for a few bikini girls every year. I guess he doesn't hear me.

[Pebbles]

I don't think this is so funny. You guys should look at yourself before you comment about fat women.

Here is your hot bikini chick.

[crosseyedbass]

I don't think this is so funny. You guys should look at yourself before you comment about fat women.

Here is your hot bikini chick.

Cmon Pebbles, the universal rule of life is that we men will always be great looking no matter how chunky we look. Because we don't care.
Women, on the other hand, obsess about how they look to the max. Even the hottest model out there can gain 2 lbs and convince herself that she looks ugly.
I think God wanted it that way, why fight it. btw those are impressive women in that pic. The one on the right isn't half-bad. Does she have a younger sister?
Great letter SS, really enjoyed that.

[Pebbles]

Lets get real here, the only reason women obsess about their weight is because of the comments you men make.

[storminsteve]

That may be true Pebbles, but I think she's come here to visit us again, and she appears to be pretty hefty this time.
I don't think we'll be able to avoid her.

[nitestrikes]

Funny as hell, thanks for the laughs storminsteve.
I think I heard her warming up today.

[hookset]

I nominate that for letter of the year!

[storminsteve]

Glad you guys liked it.
So who's got more fat lady pics?

[strikezone31]

Pics?

[stripermania]

Glad you guys liked it.
So who's got more fat lady pics?

Please no fat lady pics for another 2 weeks, you're gonna jinx it, Steve. BTW, loved that letter to Santa.

[plugcrazy]

First of all, I don't like fat chicks. They roll down the street when they walk, and they smell.
They are also very big, and I'm afraid they might beat me up.
Most of all, if you bring any fat ladies to where I am fishing, the singing will scare the fish and they will go away.

Haha roflmao, that's some funny stuff!