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Finchaser seminar series...
limited availability.....
sign up now...
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free bagels, (cream cheese or butter optional, depending on what the swans are eating that day)
free parking....
free cell phone support for one day after the seminar. All cell phones and batteries must be first approved by Killie.
Limitations and exclusions:
*English only, if you do not speak English well enough to understand the seminar a bucket of piping plover chum will be dumped on your head and you will be forced to leave the premises.
* No refunds will be given.
* You must attend the seminar with your own pen and notepad. Anyone showing up without these 2 items will be asked to leave.
* No video cams allowed, but photographs and autographs will be permitted at the end of the seminar.
* You must be able to spell the word "S-E-M-I-N-A-R-I-A-N" to attend.
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Finchaser seminar: topics to be discussed
Clam fishing 101:
Why the concept of "just throw the clam out into the bay and they will find it...." is wrong.
Why old time sharpies did not rely on clams, and how you can learn to think out of the box.
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Bunker fishing 101
Why bunker makes everyone a bass fisherman...
Real life stories of how fish were caught long before there were bunker by the thousands.
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Plug fishing 101
Basic principles of plugging, jigging, and bucktailing...
Why you should challenge yourself learning these basics, even though there might be lots of studying....
Why the best learning tool is experience and time on the water.
Why you can't learn to fish artificials sitting at home on the computer....
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Fishermen etiquette and respect for Striped Bass as a precious resource
Why it's not ok to mug people...
Why it's important to take your trash with you as you leave....
Why it's important not to pizz or take a dump on a homeowner's property.
Why it's important not to leave fish racks in a homeowner's trash cans, even if the trash guys ARE coming the next morning...
Why striped bass are not like doritos, and you just can't make more....
What has happened in a historical pattern when fishermen become greedy....
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Finchaser's intro to Fisheries management and fishing politics 101
Why fishermen should pay attention to what's going on around them.
Why Dr Lubchenko is a PEW puppet.
Why more fishemen are needed on fisheries management boards...
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Just wanted to let you know that this is obviously satire, no offense intended against Finchaser.
He would be a great teacher, though.
He is a great teacher, despite his crabby OGB side.
So carrying this along, if this was a true seminar series, what would, or should, he be teaching?
Answers can be serious, or humorous.
Let's have some Fin....Fun...
Senior Member
Any truth to the rumor that everyone who attends this seminar gets a free pass to your 2 day seminar the following week on "Swans, There Not Just Big Birds"?
White Water Monty 2.00 (WWM)
Future Long Islander (ASAP)
Senior Member
Rough crowd there Dark.
OGB
Originally Posted by Monty
Yes and he includes the bread to the first 10 people.
Pay attention to what history has taught us or be prepared to relive it again
Junior Member
I'm in!!!!!!!
1000 post club!
Cmon guy, dark deserves it, he set himself up for the swan coronation when he did the swans in the Navesink thread. Even though I did take my kids there to see them (thanks dark) you have to admit it is hilarious.
As for the finchaser seminar series, count me in, but only if I can get in on the cell phone chain!
Senior Member
I'll be there if ya got sausage sandwiches and plenty a cannoli.
Senior Member
They honestly should have seminar topics like these. It's sad to me that these things even need to be discussed. Years ago this type of topic was called common sense. It's a shame that young folks today have such a sense of entitlement that they cannot always see the big picture, and people think the answers to becoming a better fisherman will be gained through a seminar. There is no substitute for time spent on the water. As for courtesy, shame on those who were not listening when their parents were trying to teach them.Why it's not ok to mug people...
Why it's important to take your trash with you as you leave....
Why it's important not to pizz or take a dump on a homeowner's property.
Why it's important not to leave fish racks in a homeowner's trash cans, even if the trash guys ARE coming the next morning...
Why striped bass are not like doritos, and you just can't make more....
What has happened in a historical pattern when fishermen become greedy....
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Hey some of the guys who run the seminars and write the books have only been fishing for 5 or 10 years anyway. Why not have a finchaser seminar. It sounds like you are making fun of it but i would go, especially if they had sausage sandwiches and cannoles like surfwalker said.
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Are they going to be the ones with potatoes and onions? If so I'm in. I'll pass on the swan seminar and donate it to finchaser.
Senior Member
Does that mean killie will be selling Bat-signal access as well?
I'm in!
Senior Member
I'm in too (love onions) but I'll go to the swan one for the bread (have to get there early and stand in line).
White Water Monty 2.00 (WWM)
Future Long Islander (ASAP)
Senior Member
I am in as well.
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